(Before) some November session, who's counting anyway

• Somehow the fact of being the only person in the waiting room makes me feel crazier than I really am, or consider myself to be (which is not much, seriously, I'm not mad, just got 1 or two issues and who doesn't in that case)
• Against all odds, the lack of people here is extremely uninspiring. I got no one to judge, no one to let all my prejudices flow freely
• When did I become so people dependant?
• That therapist and his jacket-potato nose is most distressing to my nose-sensitive eyes
• I wonder how other acquaintances judge me, are they equally heartless? I just hope I'm not dull, never dull godhelpmeandkeepmeaway from that adjective
• I'm tired, as in physically and mentally worn out. Maybe the lithium in Sn Pedro can help me
• So much for therapy, and the issues with parents and sex are being discussed because who wants to mix those two things up when it's about oneself? It's"fun" when it's about characters in a novel, but when it's about less fictional people...
• Why would anyone let another put cement in them? How bad can someone desire better buttocks? And why is it news?
• Some people chew constantly and I wonder if they are really chewing something or is it an obnoxious looking habit.
• They should these walls painted. Tis' not a good idea to have depressed people in rooms with walls like these.
  

(Before) the fourth session, with assholes going around

• mindfuck
• mind games are lamer or better? is "lamer" a real word?
• power struggles
• anyone here with similar rambling?
• it freaks me out he's wearing military trousers, and he clearly isn't in the army. Wearing army trousers is bad enough, wearing army trousers in the therapy's waiting room is slightly fucked up, or maybe more than just "slightly"
• funny, one girl arrives 30min late as another is bitching she's been waiting for half an hour for her therapist. A therapist-patient synchronisation problem?
• That therapist... where have I seen him, oh! we were "friends" in judo class!
• what's up with the voice? what's that voice they all have? is it supposed to be hypnotic or something? Maybe it's some sort of special tone, the kind of tone that makes crazy people not to kill them. Do they learn to use the voice at uni?
• I'm not saying hello, maybe he doesn't remember me and I don't want to look weird, not in this room although I am being weird by not saying hello
• nice, some therapist just passed by with a book that read "alcohólicos anónimos" and then called the army trousers guy, that explains a couple of things, none of them tranquilising
• Think I've got the perfect plan "I'm losing my (least) favourite game" but I still got some moves left. I've got more than just pawns to play.
• Decepción en los ojos de aquel que pide algo de tomar, le dicen "Coca o Limón", responde "Coca" y le traen un FRUNACOLA
• A boy comes out crying, I wonder... He's leaving with his mom, too bad because maybe not he cannot cry wholeheartedly all the way home
• his nose is like a jacket potato, jacket potato noses are among the worst
• truth is one should come here because of oneself and not because other people, issues that come from within ourselves, not issues that we've allowed others to put on ourselves because we have let others build ourselves in the first place, and that's how the cookie crumbles
• I can't believe she made such a cake for me...
• that soap opera is amazing, everytime I look up well dressed millionaires are either dead or half naked, or both. Also, people in jail, lots of them
• je suis fatigué, je veux dormir et je suis fatigué
• le garçon avec la visage grasse es comme un mélange de porc avev humaine
• je croix que je doit manger quelque chose, mais quoi?
• Je ne suis pas bien sur quelqu'un peut porter ces vetements au tribunal judiciare

Special Edition No. 1, The Shrink in Kennedy

• Probablemente rodeado de amas de casa desesperadas... maybe (probably) I'm just being extremely judgemental, maybe there are dead people involved.
• La miseria es un derecho de todos, those like me who are slightly in it tend to monopolise it. Madness is ours, you are not allowed into this very exclusive club. Selfpity does some delusional wonders.
• Me pregunto si a estas señoras les da verguenza estar locas ¿Cuál es el status de los problemas mentales en la clase alta? Is it fashionable? is it taboo? Is it a fashionable taboo?
• "Letal" es una excelente palabra, "Lethal" is even better, it's almost onomatopoeic as if the lateral sounds are able to stab you like long sharp needles...
• Oh! él no era un loco, igual lo sospechaba.
• That man has no profile at all, and of course he doesn't have a girlfriend, he's über-gay... not really, he's a lady, the kind of lady who would make comments about the plane crash if she's sitting next to you on the bus.
• Ladies are funnier than clowns, they should get on buses and bitch about life and then we would all laugh.
• Pissed off parents of a lunatic child, quiero que ya no estés cerca mío, su actitud me pone extremadamente nervioso. They walk away slowly, holding hands...
• Twitch, another beloved onomatopoeia.
• Parece que I'm giving up y que me voy a dormir, este sillón is comfortable enough and I can see how my handwriting worsens as my eyes become heavier and every second I'm less willing to make an effort.
• Her breasts are like a nurse's full of the milk of human kindness? más le vale con ese trabajo, she has to nurture in a myriad of ways
• Didn't notice the absortion power of this paper...
  

3rd Session, miedo un poco?

• Creo que necesito volver al ritalín y así sería tanto más fácil no olvidarme de las epifanías que tengo a veces ¿Quizás si las anoto? Ya lo hice una vez y la anoté y todo... But where? The good old question
• He notado una prevalencia de ropa a rayas (horizontales) en la gente en la sala de espera, myself included, ¿Significará algo?
• ¿Y esos peces? ¿O pescados? Tiburones, atunes, albacoras todas en una red de pesca gigante ¿Y cómo se llamaba ese pez de las profundidades que significaba que esa sería una buena temporada de pesca? Le decían lamprea parece, pero no era una lamprea realmente ¿Y quién atrapaba al cocodrilo afirmándolo de la boca? ¿Qué significará todo en conjunto?
• Él tiene muchas preguntas y su terapeuta lo ayudará con un par de respuestas... Yet I'm so blurred que ni para tener preguntas me alcanza
• Obvio que está loca ¿era un cintillo de primera comunión lo que tenía en la cabeza? Como Mary y su vestido de novia loca que cita a Ophelia
• Speaking of Marys, las palabra de Real Mary hacen eco en mi "some people marry perfection" esas no fueron sus palabras exactas, pero eso era la idea I think
• Los patrones me asustan
• Mi terapeuta tiene las peores expresiones faciales, como con toda la arrogancia de la sanidad mental... el sabe, me ve y lo sabe y lo ve y lo desafía y él lo odia por eso
• Also, he knows shit about about young adult fashion, I'm not following his advice in those matters.
  

(Before) the 2nd Session, the one after the 47pages questionnaire

• The Gum-lady didn't come, c'est bon
• El universal de la madre enumerando las palabras que su hijo es ya capaz de decir
• ¿Pondrán estas teleseries para que la gente ponga sus problemas en perspectiva?
• Tengo que aceptar que la verdad es que I'm not any better than any of this people, except for the creepy man that has just came out room 8
• Little children shouldn't need to come here but they do
• This is not really an audience
• Y le cuento sobre la canción? Nah,
• ¿Creo que no sé a qué hora es mi hora realmente?
• El ruido del exterior se vuelve super fuerte cuando no está pensando
• La gente muy peinada tradionalmente formal always look overdressed
  

(Before) the first session

• The sound of gum being chewed by a middle-aged woman is possibly the most disgusting of all (hopefully it won't happen again?)
• This is most certainly the worst place to hook up woth someone, so better to keep it shut?
• Considering flirting at the therapy centre waiting room is one of the most pathetic things ever considered by anyone?
• Great, my therapist then is a chubby little man? bold? Nope, that wasn't him.
• Maybe I will not play with my lighter, not quite the place to do so.
• Do rocks have relatives?
• Why does he read like that? Not only has he left a mark on the book but he will soon cause severe damage to it making the pages fall off slowly. Is he trying to prove his masculinity by subjecting the book?
• So am I going to get the little booklet of madness?
• Am I having a heart attack?
• 5 minutes late, it is very hard to stay awake if I have got to wait.
• Nope, it's the chubby not bold guy.
• And now my name is Sergio... frustration under a shitty name.
  

(Before) the first session