(Before) the first session

• The sound of gum being chewed by a middle-aged woman is possibly the most disgusting of all (hopefully it won't happen again?)
• This is most certainly the worst place to hook up woth someone, so better to keep it shut?
• Considering flirting at the therapy centre waiting room is one of the most pathetic things ever considered by anyone?
• Great, my therapist then is a chubby little man? bold? Nope, that wasn't him.
• Maybe I will not play with my lighter, not quite the place to do so.
• Do rocks have relatives?
• Why does he read like that? Not only has he left a mark on the book but he will soon cause severe damage to it making the pages fall off slowly. Is he trying to prove his masculinity by subjecting the book?
• So am I going to get the little booklet of madness?
• Am I having a heart attack?
• 5 minutes late, it is very hard to stay awake if I have got to wait.
• Nope, it's the chubby not bold guy.
• And now my name is Sergio... frustration under a shitty name.